Obama Gaffes: Did you hear about these? Probably Not!

I get so very tired of hearing the mainstream media (MSM) beat up on Conservative candidates for making the same types of mistakes that Liberal Candidates make.. like Obama! Conservatives get a barrage of negative publicity for the slightest of flubs, but nary a peep is made when Liberals go boing-boing. To even up the score and make myself feel better, I’ve compiled some of Obama’s most famous gaffes. Now, I will admit that I have not quoted him verbatim. I’ve used his words and improvised a wee bit, but you will get the gist of his absurdity. I’ve highlighted his actual words when appropriate. You can slide past the MSM Obama, but you can’t slide past me! I see you!!!

“I’ve been to what… about 57 states now? I got one more to go!” Wooooo! Must be very tiring to travel to states that don’t even exist… unless he meant Muslim states?

The word corpsmen is pronounced Mr. President, not corpse (dead body) men

“I was like the Special Olympics out there bowling” hugga hugga hugga (dumb laughter). No, you’re not like the Special Olympics… you’re just a tard!

“Nancy Reagan was having séances all up in the White House ya’ll! Huh? Oh..… she used an astrologer? Damn! I’m wrong again!

Remember when he tried to open a window to the White House for a door? I wish he’d never found it!

Did you see when he bumped the hell out of his head on Marine One? Hilarious!!!!!

“The United States can survive another terrorist attack”… Huh? What kind of statement is that!?

“The tornado in Kansas killed 10, 000 people”.. Close Barack… it killed 12.

Remember when he claimed his parents uniting was a direct result of the Civil Rights Movement? Hmmm… except that he was born in 1961 and that march on Alabama was in 1965. Actually Barack, I think it was your mother’s whoring around that caused her to meet the penis slinging Kenyan.

Didn’t he say that Iran was not a threat to us? Maybe he meant the Muslim “us”?

“McCain hasn’t mentioned my Muslim faith”… Did you mean your Christian faith? “Oh, ya.. my bad” LOL! Who confuses that!?

Bowing to foreign leaders… Muslim and Communists! Way to show strength, Bams!

“My energy policy would necessarily cause prices to skyrocket”.. Ok.. thanks for letting us know you’re going to cost us a lot more money!

Yes! He really gave the British Prime Minister a set of movie DVD”s and the Queen an IPOD (so embarrassing) as gifts.

“What up with all you bitter bible, religion and gun clingers? Ya’ll need to chill with that! Seriously! Some of us cling to the Quran….hello!”

“Your uncle did what? Oh yeah! Well, my uncle liberated Auschwitz! He did! I ain’t lyin’!’”

“I’m gonna be President for at least the next eight to ten years..sooooo….” He obviously has a problem with numbers!

“AWW MAN! I LOVES me some White Sox!! Yes I do, yes I do!! Huh? Name my favorite player? ummm ummm ummm..What kind of trick question is that?”

“I really enjoyed the state of Eau Claire…it’s a beautiful state…. great bratwurst”

“Anybody know how to speak Austrian”?” No… Ok, well.. is anyone from the country Europe”? NO??!!

“Well you know…if my daughters end up “behaving” like their grandmother, I wouldn’t want them to be punished with a baby…..so, ya, abortion is cool”.

“I don’t know all the details, but those White cops acted stupidly.” If he didn’t know the facts, how did he come to the conclusion that the cops were stupid?

“Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s… they’re going to have to be their own strongest friend because the US won’t be under my administration…that’s all I’m sayin!”

“My Grandmother be trippin’ ya’ll. She be clutchin’ her purse and locking her doors when she see Black folk… you know… she’s a typical White person”

“On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes — and I see many of them in the audience here today — our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.” Ummm… if they’re fallen heroes, doesn’t that mean they’re dead? So… how are they sitting in the audience? We’re they exhumed or ???

I want to go to Hawaii… so, according to Obama, I’ll need to go to Asia… because that’s where Hawaii is….hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good grief… there are so many, many more! I could go on and on, but quite frankly, I’m tired of typing. Regarding Obama’s gaffes, I’ll quote Al Sharpton…. “resist we much, we must and we will much about that be committed” Amen, Sharpton! LMAO!

Vanessa Anderson

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6 thoughts on “Obama Gaffes: Did you hear about these? Probably Not!

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